Guess what Heathen #1 learned to do today!!!! And, proudly, he was a quick learner! He took all the cushions off both the couch and the loveseat and cleaned EVERYTHING! I was so excited, I sneaked back into the living room while he was working because I felt I needed to document this part of his childhood.
This way, when his future wife complains that he never cleans, I have proof that I did teach him to clean. It will be proof that she just doesn't know how to manage him!
Well done, Heathen!