ABANDONED!!!

I discovered the other day that my Middlers staff has COMPLETELY ABANDONED ME for summer 2009. Oh, they all have excuses (one has a new baby, one is getting married, one has a vacation scheduled, etc). But currently, I'm feeling very unloved! Besides, where am I going to find a new group of suckers, I mean counselors, to help with Middlers? :)

I made a second camp discovery that has made me feel old for the first time since my 30th birthday. While brainstorming for new suckers, (I mean COUNSELORS) for this summer, I realized that some of my old campers are now old enough to BE the counselors! AAARRGH! I've located about 5 of them, but I haven't gotten a response about joining me for camp. If they only knew what I was trying to rope them into...

This is WHY I drink!

It is Monday evening at 8:26 pm. Heathen #1 walked in the door from Boy Scouts at 8:15. I informed him that it was time to brush his teeth and go to bed. He has school in the morning. (There was no school today - don't ask why - I can't remember!) Heathens 2 and 3 were both bathed and in bed BEFORE he walked in the door.

He looked at me and then walked over to his backpack and picked it up. And he had this look on his face. And I just KNEW. I KNEW. There was no doubt about it!

Heathen #1 still has to do his homework from FRIDAY! He's been home from school since 2pm on Friday afternoon. He was home all weekend and he was home ALL DAY TODAY! And his homework is still not done! I want to choke him!